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Hey, you didn't think we'd just TELL you, did you? ;-)
Option A.
RUTHLESS:
The Rise and Fall of
J. Meowington Butterford III, Esquire
Alias, "J. Meow"
Option B.
The House of Nom-Noms 9: Nomageddon
Warning: Dietary discretion is advised.
Option C.
RoboWheelyLincoln
Codename: Abraham Lincoln 2.0
1.THE BANK
Withdraw images from THE BANK for FREE, or deposit YOUR OWN photos and drawings. You choose whether to SHARE them, or keep them PRIVATE.
F.D.A.T* Insured for up to 3 Tooneros
(*Federal Department of Assetcoverage for Toons)
2.THE HAND
Use THE HAND to move, stretch, scale, flip or rotate images. Stain-resistant outer coating. Ergonomic design.
Left-handed version still in prototype.
3.PINS & GLUE
Use PINS AND GLUE to combine images into lifelike
FULLY POSABLE FIGURES! A PIN is for a movable joint, like a shoulder. GLUE is for keeping things stuck in place, like a moustache.
Glue is 100% non-toxic. All pins are treated with a topical anaesthetic.
4.PENCIL & ERASER
Draw over images, or create new ones from scratch with the PENCIL. Erase stuff with the ERASER.
*WARNING:* Careless penciling may result in 80's moustache. Use with caution.
5.DYE
Change the color of any image with DYE. The stronger the dye, the greater the effect. Try mixing weak dyes for subtle colors. Spill-proof bottle keeps you from dyeing your screen.
Not recommended for food coloring.
6.BUBBLE & CAPTION
With the BUBBLE and CAPTION tools, you can add speech and text to your creations. It works with just about any font on your computer.
NOTE: Some toons are narcissists.
No toons were harmed in the creation of this web page.